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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-08-30 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
If he turns it down, you're helping us hide Aiden. The plan kinda hinges on Jaskier, though. You don't quite have his...charisma.

If you ever do convince Yen and Jaskier into a threesome, can I watch? I wanna see when it all falls to shit and she maims him.
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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-09-01 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
...Not really, but would he actually throw someone out once the passes are snowed over?

He tolerated me, I think he'll be fine with Aiden once he gets past the whole Cat thing.


[Which now leaves him wondering if this maybe wasn't such a great idea after all.]

It's a big enough keep, I think we can hide our Cat until the snows come.
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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-09-02 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you don't know your bard as well as you think.

What does he need to prepare for? It's an old crumbling keep full of witchers, not some king's palace.

We're trying to time it so we arrive just as the heavy snows start. A little later than I'd like, but it might help prevent anyone getting tossed out.


[He knows they can't hide Aiden all winter, so of course he's thought of every possible way to keep Aiden from being banished on sight.]
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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-09-03 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Has he ever spent time in a place that gets colder than your witch's tit?

I think we'll be fine, but let me know if you run into any trouble. We're planning to camp for a bit near the base of the trail.
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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-09-04 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
A princess, a bard, Merigold...Stop finding soft people to drag up here.

At least Yennefer can handle herself.


[He's joking, Ciri's become like a little sister almost. And he's sure he'll like Jaskier well enough.]

Aiden could probably teach Ciri a few things. He's got a sister Cat that he says is one of the best.
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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-09-06 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Only because me and Coën took her out to the training course!

And I guess because you took her in and trained her.


[He's in a good mood now, and actually looking forward to having his brothers meet Aiden. Outside of Vesemir, he knew Geralt would be the most difficult one to persuade.]

I've met her. She would be good for Ciri.
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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-09-09 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Look at you, proud Papa Geralt! We'll see how well she does this winter.

We'll track down Dragonfly in the spring, if all goes well.

We just have to worry about Papa Vesemir...
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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-09-13 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah, I know. We'll be waiting for you and the little songbird.

[And they are, when Geralt and Jaskier make it to the head of the trail. Lambert has left a small signal to let Geralt know he's nearby.]
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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-09-17 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Lambert and Aiden hear Jaskier before they hear Geralt's greeting. Lambert stands from their small fire to go and meet him at the edge, gripping Geralt tight despite his penchant for being an ass. He's glad to see his brother alive and well.]

It's good to see you, Wolf. Bard--

[He laughs as Jaskier talks, letting the bard do as he wishes, before he gestures to the dark-haired man standing beside him.]

I'm glad you agreed, else our plan would fall apart before we even got there. This is Aiden.

-

[Aiden steps forward to first greet Geralt, then Jaskier, grasping their wrists and subtly checking for hidden daggers under the guise of manners, just the way he was taught.]

Can you believe, Jaskier, our Wolves are alike~? Lambert took ages to invite me for winter. Though, I've heard plenty about you, Geralt. And the others. He's fond of you lot. And yes, I brought your White Gull.

-

Who else am I supposed to tell you about? The whores? You know as much as I do about them.
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[personal profile] pricklywolf 2023-09-19 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Lambert watches Geralt, ignoring Jaskier's questions because he's simply not interested in them. Besides, Aiden is doing his best to answer them as fast as they come. He can sympathize with Geralt's need for drink. So he grabs one of the bottles and passes it over to his brother.]

-

Of course, you're only just--Well, they're different schools. Di--We met on a hunt. I--Uh, no, we're only sneaking me into the keep.

[He looks to the other two witchers for help with the chatty bard, sighing in relief when Geralt shushes his bard.]

Our schools teach different styles of fighting and hunting. Wolves rely on strength, whereas Cats rely on stealth. I believe our mutation processes are different, as well, but that's...difficult to know. I think you would be very interested in hearing how I met Lambchop~

-

[At the mention of his nickname, Lambert finally looks up at the pair.]

There were two contracts on the same ogre. My contractor wanted the curse broken, Aiden's wanted the ogre dead. Except...the ogre killed my contractor.

-

I felt bad for him. He looked like he'd had a rough go of things, and so I offered to share the job.

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[personal profile] troubledour 2023-09-08 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not exactly unusual for Jaskier to not hear from Geralt for a few months at a time. No rumours of his travels or word of where he is at all is a little more unusual. It doesn't sit well with Jaskier, so, he does what he's good at and gets to work sticking his nose in Geralt's business.

What he finds is- well. Nothing. It's a trail run entirely cold, folks who haven't seen him for as long as Jaskier or sometimes even longer. There are those who sought him as well, some angry "and when you see him...!" messages to remember, and just when Jaskier is really working himself up into a state, he finds a small town just north of Vilnyk, where the residents can tell him exactly where his dear friend has disappeared.

It's not exactly reassuring.

Jaskier isn't stupid. He knows that wandering into a town that seems to swallow up everyone who enters, including Geralt, is a death wish. But he also doesn't really see another choice here. Who in their right mind is going to want to help him rescue a witcher? Who is going to take him seriously, when the stories of Vilnyk have barely spread past it's borders?

So here he is, lute on his back and reluctantly wielding the worlds smallest dagger (gods he hopes he doesn't have to use it) as he treks past the border and towards the town, under the instructions given to him by some townsfolk who were clearly dubious at best about his likelihood of survival.

Only, he's sure he's passed by this fallen tree a couple of times now. Hm. Terribly confusing. Should he have taken the left at the fork in the road, instead of the right?

By the time he stumbles into town, there are only a couple of hours before nightfall, and Jaskier is completely spent. He's so tired he forgets his earlier fear, in fact, and upon finding nothing immediately terrifying about the nearest people to him, he calls out:]


Hello! This is Vilnyk, yes? Because honestly I've been wandering for ages, and I was sort of expecting a creepy ghost town, but you folk seem- in the best way, truly- completely boringly normal, so I'm a little confused--

[The woman he's speaking to drops the bucket she's holding with a loud thunk, a hand flying to her mouth as she cries out in surprise.]

Oh. That's not- sorry, I didn't mean to... startle you...?

[She's already running, informing everyone of a new arrival as she goes, but Jaskier has no idea what's happening or why there's such a commotion building around him.]
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[personal profile] troubledour 2023-09-15 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[It hadn't really occurred to Jaskier just how worried he was about the possibility of Geralt being dead until this very second, while hit by the relief of seeing him alive.

The townspeople, upon realising he clearly knows Geralt and therefore will have someone to gently (hah!) break the news to him, all begin to back off. Some of the panic abates. He's not their problem, anymore. He's Geralt's.

Jaskier, for his part, makes his relief obvious.]


Oh, you oblivious fucker. You think you can disappear clean off the face of the continent, and your very best friend won't even bat an eyelash?

[He says it sort of like it's a joke, but at the same time he strides forward, grasping at Geralt's arms as if to reassure himself that he's solid and present and actually there.]

Where the fuck have you been, Geralt? Here, the whole time? Because no offense, but this doesn't exactly look like Witcher work central.